#471. Rep. Joe Wilson

Criticism of Mein Obama is a sure sign of racism in the eyes of Black people and their enablers, disingenuous white liberals.

Black people expected the honeymoon for Barack Obama to last for his entire first four years in office and well into his second term, but that all ended when MARs decided to attack from the Red States.

The decision to try and push universal healthcare has emboldened MARs like never before and has put Black people, their white handlers/enablers and Mein Obama into the defense:

"He [Obama] believes in all the "universal" programs because they "disproportionately affect" people of color. And that's the best way, he feels, to right the wrongs of the past. These massive programs are Obama brand reparations..."

"Yes, Glenn, programs to help the less well-off will help non-white minorities disproportionately, because... they are disproportionately less well-off. Just like hospitals disproportionately help sick people."

Why are Black people disproportionately less well-off? This will be explored in later SBPDL, but for now, it's important to discuss how many Black people lack insurance:

"Uninsured rates for working-age African-American adults are also high, with one-third (33%)—more than 6 million adults—uninsured or experiencing a gap in coverage during the year.

"African American adults have higher rates of health problems among both lower and higher income groups. Sixty-three percent of African American adults under 200% of poverty reported they had one of four chronic diseases (hypertension, heart disease, diabetes or asthma) or a disability, compared to half of low-income whites and 39 percent of low-income Hispanic adults. Forty-five percent of African American adults over 200% of poverty report health problems, compared to 32 percent of whites and 23 percent of Hispanics in the higher income group."

Most interestingly:

"About one-third (36%) of African American adults visited an emergency room for a condition that could have been treated by a regular doctor if one had been available, compared to 19% of Hispanics and 19% of whites."

As we have discussed, Black people don't pass on seconds, which can lead to massive health problems, as does consuming McDonald's food, which - McDonald's - is now (appropriately) 365Black! If Black people were a car in a NASCAR race, the Golden M of McDonald's would proudly be all over their vehicle.

Mein Obama has been feeling the heat from MARs and none more so than that from Rep. Joe Wilson, who dared to state that the emperor has no clothes:

"During President Obama's September 9, 2009 speech to a joint session of Congress, in which he addressed health care reform, Wilson interrupted the President during a statement that the America's Affordable Health Choices Act of 2009 would not include coverage for illegal immigrants. (The bill specifically excludes illegal immigrants from receiving affordability credits,, but does not restrict noncitizens from participating in the Health Insurance Exchange.) In a breach of decorum, Wilson interrupted by pointing and shouting, "You lie!"."

Black people, white handlers/enablers and Mein Obama were all shocked that anyone would dare point out that the Emperor and his ideas are fabrications and were even more shocked that anyone would ever confront The Obama directly to his face, in front of his peers and a national audience.

Wilson has apologized for his outburst, but Black people and Mein Obama will not accept this laying down, for no one can criticize The Obama and get away with it. Worse, no beer summit has been put on either Obama or Wilson's calendar to sooth the problems that exist with foreign beer. Instead, Wilson has become the poster child for MARs everywhere:

"With a political arms race in full force, Rep. Joe Wilson (R-S.C.) has raised almost $750,000 in less than 48 hours since his shout of "You lie!" to President Obama during the Wednesday address to Congress, almost matching the Internet-fueled haul of his likely Democratic opponent."

No one, no one can criticize Mein Obama, let a lone a goofy white person from South Carolina, who dares to interrupt The Obama while he is reading from a teleprompter. This act could have knocked him from his place on the teleprompter and he could have struggled reading his speech, like that one kid in your fourth grade class always did when you popcorned him during reading aloud sessions.

Stuff Black People Don't Like includes Rep. Joe Wilson, for he has dared to point out the emperor wears no clothes and his simple statement, "You lie!", has done more to damage the suit of armor that Mein Obama's white enablers had concocted for him than not cooperating with the police could ever have done.

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#1000. Chicken Bone Beach in Penacola

Some people have stated, wrongly, that Stuff Black People Don't Like has jumped the shark. What they fail to realize is that we are nearing the 100,000th unique visitor in just over two months(!) of being online and that we are just getting started helping educate the world on things, topics and subjects that Black people don't like.

This websites popularity is growing at a rapid pace, but not as rapid as the aura around the infamous moniker that Pensacola, Florida has found, for a prominent section of one of its majestic beaches, is labeled: Chicken Bone Beach.

Black people and their love of food and yet their displeasure of running out of fried chicken has been discussed at length here, but never has the fusion of those two differing topics occurred, as they do every Sunday in Pensacola.

You see, on Sunday's in Pensacola, Black people congregate on one portion of the beautiful shoreline in that city and devour chicken and the numerous amenities that go with the fried delicacy.

The name, Chicken Bone Beach, is derived from the practice of Pensacola's Black peoples inability to pick up their chicken, but instead leave the bones spread around the sand in a most ignominious tomb.

Chicken Bone Peach has long been a deemed a pariah event in Pensacola, but only because of the unfortunate decision by Black people to fail to invite white people to the event.

And by the unfortunate decision to leave chicken bones behind, upon the barren shores of the beach to dwell unattended and alone. You see, it was white people who happened upon a random section of the beach after Black people had departed from an afternoon of fried chicken and fun, and found the remnants of the fowl-induced celebration.

These white people joked among themselves, "it must be chicken bone beach!" Thus was born the legend of Chicken Bone Beach, the place where Black people party on Sunday in Pensacola:

"Some people come to our beach every year from Mobile and just trash the place. They gather at the parking lot at the entrance of Ft. Pickens road and eat a lot of fried chicken and leave the bones everywhere. That is why it has become known as "Chicken Bone Beach." The folks that come on Memorial Day gather way down the beach near Opal Beach and that is knows as "Their Beach."

Stuff Black People Don't Like includes chicken bone beach, because it was Black people's great hope that no one else would know of their favorite place to consume food on Sundays in Pensacola. However, the bones never lie. And leaving them behind after the party, and failing to clean up after their sabbath snack, means that that segment of the beach would forever be branded Chicken Bone Beach by the evil racist white people who were not invited.

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#9. Passing on Seconds

Food. Without it, humans couldn't live. For Black people, being denied food is nowhere near as bad as criticizing Mein Obama, but heaping portions of food is a staple of Black peoples life.

Black people love food so much, they have actually made Coca Cola market Sprite specifically toward only Black people, as it is the No. 1 beverage that Black people chose to accompany their meals.

Black people love food so much, that in Detroit, a class action lawsuit has been filed against Kentucky Fried Chicken for the companies failure to provide free grilled chicken to non-paying customers:

"In May, KFC sought to promote its new grilled chicken by offering free meals to the public through the highly popular 'Oprah' show. However, according to the lawsuit, KFC subsequently sent out letters to its stores telling them not to honor the offer. News stories reported that the grilled chicken was available only to paying customers, but people seeking to redeem coupons were turned away or asked to provide personal information for a “raincheck” coupon.... News stories reported that millions of people were turned away by KFC, at times leading to violence."

Thomas Malthus was famous for his dire predictions of population increases met with a decrease in food production and supply and the consequences that would bring. Malthus would be hard pressed to ascertain the world we live in now, as the global population is rising at unprecedented levels, yet waist lines are getting bigger at an even more alarming rate - especially for Black people and Black women.

The widespread availability of Sprite and buffets for Black people have contributed to more than a third of Black people being deemed obese in the United States, by the Center for Disease and Control (CDC):

"Nearly 36 percent of black Americans are obese — much more than other major racial or ethnic groups — and that gap exists in most states, a new federal study finds.

"About 29 percent of Hispanics and 24 percent of whites are obese, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported Thursday.But generally, obesity was most common for both blacks and whites in the South and Midwest...

The study also broke down the groups by gender, and found black women were the heaviest, with 39 percent counted as obese. Black men were next, at 32 percent...

Obesity is based on the body mass index, a calculation using height and weight. A 5-foot-7-inch adult who weighs 190 pounds would have a BMI of 30, which is considered the threshold for obesity...

For blacks, the highest obesity rate was in Maine, where 45 percent were obese."

Obviously, Coca Cola marketing Spirte primarily to Black people has had devestating effects on their overall health, and been the primary catalyst for triggering the rapid growth of Black peoples waist lines throughout America:

"Blacks have a 51 percent greater prevalence of obesity than whites...according to researchers from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

The researchers found that, in 40 states, the prevalence of obesity was 30 percent or more among blacks. In Alabama, Maine, Mississippi, Ohio and Oregon, the obesity rate among blacks was 40 percent or more."

Once again, the marketing techniques of Coca Cola and its product Sprite have devastated the health of Black people, prompting millions of Black people to lose the ability to pass on seconds. It might be "cool" and "hip" to drink Sprite, but consumed in large consumptions, as Black people have, you will join the ranks of the corpulent.

Stuff Black People Don't Like includes passing on seconds, because the dinner table is usually full of delicious food and plenty of Sprite, a lethal combination for Black people.

Black people love food so much, that they have taken KFC to court because of that companies denying millions of Black people free grilled chicken. Worse, KFC features Pepsi products, which disqualifies Sprite from being available at soft drink fountains across the country.

Passing on seconds is one of the hardest things in life for a Black person to do and the high level of obesity among Black people only confirms that Stuff Black People Don't like will include only one serving of food, Malthus be damned!

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#171. Wasting Raccoon's in Detroit

Black people love Detroit. Comprising nearly 92 percent of the inhabitants of the 11th most populated city in the United States, Black people can take umbrage at any other city in America trying to classify themselves as the ultimate Black - or Chocolate city.

Detroit has a very colorful city council to represent the citizenry - even though many of those elected to protect the public interests are themselves currently under indictment for fraud, bribery and misuse of public funds - as they try and fight off massive job loss, rising crime rates ( most dangerous city in America), failing schools (Forty Schools closing) and the potential bulldozing of large sections of the city (another topic for Stuff Black People Don't Like, for another time).

CNN reports that you can buy a house for $100 down in Detroit:

"Dragging down the average are homes that are long abandoned or foreclosed on that are selling for pennies on the dollar. Detroit already had the lowest market value houses in Michigan before the latest rounds of job losses at GM and other huge employers, market analysts say."

Suffice it to say, Detroit is a thriving Black metropolis, a beacon and a veritable citadel for Black people's crowning achievement in America and an example of what Black people can bring to other major cities throughout the nation.

Black people love Detroit, for it is their city and the epitome of change and hope that all cities can look forward to undergoing during the Kafkaesque transformation of America.

Detroit no longer has a major grocery chain and:

"No national grocery chain operates a store here. A lack of outlets that sell fresh produce and meat has led the United Food and Commercial Workers union and a community group to think about building a grocery store of its own."

This void has left the fine citizens of Detroit with the major problem of how to acquire food. Thankfully, raccoon is filling that vacuum.

What Black people do not like though, is wasting good raccoon in the catacombs of the decaying, crumbling city that is Detroit. Raccoon is considered a delicacy in Detroit, a rare treat that is vital to nourishing Black people and enabling them to continue the cities meteoric rise to the top of the Green Revolution in America. White people might like LEED certification; Black people just like nature baby.


And in nature, anytime a raccoon passes away, the true urban hunter Glemie Dean Beasley - a 69-year-old retired truck driver - swoops in to cook it.


Travels with Charlie, reports:

"While economic times are tough across Michigan as its people slog through a difficult and protracted deindustrialization, Beasley remains upbeat.

Where one man sees a vacant lot, Beasley sees a buffet.

"Starvation is cheap," he says as he prepares an afternoon lunch of barbecue coon and red pop at his west side home."

The Raccoon raconteur continues:

"Coon or rabbit. God put them there to eat," Beasley said....Hunting is prohibited within Detroit city limits and Beasley insists he does not do so. Still, he says that life in the city has gone so retrograde that he could easily feed himself with the wildlife in his backyard, which abuts an old cement factory."

"This city is going back to the wild," he says. "That's bad for people but that's good for me. I can catch wild rabbit and pheasant and coon in my backyard.

The saga of Detroit is encapsulated in the saga of Beasley. Knowing over 100 ways to cook Raccoon, Beasley is a thriving entrepreneur who sells his wares to the cities inhabitants. The city might not resemble the optimistic future imagined in the film Robocop, but Black people don't like wasting raccoon in any environment.

Stuff Black People Don't Like does not include Detroit, which is the ultimate Black people's city, but it does including wasting Raccoon there, for any meal that can be found is a fine one indeed.

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#500. Running out of McNuggets (Reader Submitted idea)

Stuff Black People Don't Like is a new web-zine, dedicated to enlightening not only the United States, but the entire world on Stuff Black People Don't Like. However, due to the enormity of the task, we sometimes require outside help.

One reader suggested a recurring theme in our growing list, as Black people are morbidly afraid of running out of McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. Just like #207 and #206, Black people - when confronted with a dearth of their favorite food - are forced to some desparate measures. In the case of McDonald's lack of compacted chicken parts into a delcious nugget of nubian palatal bliss, it requires police inspection.

Latreasa Goodman called the police - three times - in an attempt to regain her money for the lack of McNuggets. Once the cops arrived, Goodman stated:

"This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one... I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets."

The police, nor McDonald's, were amused and Goodman was arrested. Resolute to the end, she said,

"This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."

Black people do not like having their daily rations of culinary delights denied and as Stuff Black People Don't Like will continue to address, it is wise try and stave off the wrath of a fast-food deprived Black person.

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# 207. Running out of Fried Chicken

Black people are a very fascinating subject matter and are easily agitated when a staple food is removed from their diet. As this video portrays so succinctly, running out of fried chicken is hazardous to the black palate. From Rochester, New York, the popular fast food chain Popeyes, has run out of fried chicken and subsequently, chaos ensues.

The newscast included in this post does a wonderful job of delineating the complexities of black life without fried chicken. Black people fear running out of fried chicken, and in the words of one gentlemen who is quite upset at the prospect of a fried chicken-less night, "I'll never come back here."

Fried chicken is a vital portion of the black diet and as this video shows, black people don't like running out of fried chicken.

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